Testing the Toys

So I've had all these toys just sitting around and I haven't really had time to try them out. You know, with the eating schedule I've been on (not to mention the opposite of eating), there's really a lot of things that I haven't gotten to. I'd like to travel and see the world. I'd like to go skydiving. I want to listen to Mozart at the Met. So many things that . . wait . . . what was . . .
. . . I'm hungry.